I'm not sure whether my present is from Secret Santa, Papa Noel, or Los Reyes Magos, but in Spain, they clearly run a just-in-time operation. My present arrived today at 4pm.

Being traditional, I've decided to wait until Christmas morning to discover exactly what's inside. But already I'm excited.

Spanish customs decided to play along, carefully printing over the "description of contents" box on the customs declaration.

Many thanks, Santa, for making this a fun Christmas!