10) Board 10 minutes and 2 drinks after me.
















9) Have a special number to call on the back of their "Gold Card" that gets them a real person on the line with only a 10 minute wait!
















8) Can tell you the most comfortable non exit row middle seat on each plane in the fleet.
















7) #37 of 42 on the upgrade list
















6) Are glad that that stupid Platinum in the aisle seat keeps getting hit by the drink cart.
















5) Dreams of taking wife to Paris in Business Class using miles.... and if he keeps on flying like this for 5 years, that dream may just come true.
















4) Stands up and blocks boarding area 10 minutes before they will board as a last ditch passive agressive ploy against DMs who are about to get in their FC seats and have a cocktail.
















3) Secretly weep
















2) Have diets high in peanuts and pretzels.
















1) Get off plane 10 minutes and 2 drinks later than the DMs in the Crown Room.