Originally Posted by FlyingUnderTheRadar

A chick comes to MSP and said I fil good but cried fowl when they missed the UG. They were totally fried sitting in coach with the ham sandwiches. It was not kosher. After much squawking and threatening to fly the coup a red coat came out and filleted that chick. The gate lice rejoiced, followed by much pecking about on FT on whether it was all shenanigans.