Originally Posted by
oliver2002
If the supposed ATC cannot speak the lingo and say 'no dog seen please land' instead of 'allied 1234 you are cleared for visual on runway two seven turn left on taxiway charlie' then the flight crew will recheck whats going on...

Quite amusing if one were to hear this on the radio:
Amma, Saar! Naai ille Saar, vanga!
Or:
Kutha nahi hai...