They would first have to obtain "class" somewhere.

Given the nature of the TSA and its employees, they'd probably try stealing it from someone who had it, much as they try to steal dignity from people who have it.

The problem is that they utterly fail to understand that one can't steal such things from people. Neither can they be given.

(And just in case anyone was wondering, yes, I'm making it clear that I do not consider anyone working for the TSA to have either class or dignity.)