An artery-clogger, but Nirvana:

Sliced scratch made/good bakery crusty multi-grain sourdough bread toasted.
Crisp thick sliced pepper cured bacon
Sliced Heritage tomatoes topped with a bit of Dijon mustard
Sharp Cheddar cheese
A generous dusting of smoked Paprika
....then under the broiler until the cheese bubbles and begins to brown.

With a pint of cool Stout, Downton Abby on the TV or a Patrick O'Brian sea novel, and a comfortable chair, beats the hell out of most gourmet restaurants.