I have never not had my own way.

I have never flown United and thought how young and fresh the crew were.

I have never watched the Sound of Music, Grease, or the Great Escape.

I have never paid for a headset in Economy

I have never allowed passengers to read newspapers whilst I am doing a safety demo.

I have never been spat at without retaliating

I have never been afraid to use a Boys Bathroom if there was a line to the Ladies.

I have never been ticketed for speeding in the USA (a british accent works wonders).

I have never kicked an animal or a child.

I have never not attempted to kick anyone that I saw doing such a thing.

I have never bought or owned a Bruce Springstein record.

I have never belonged to the BA Executive Club.

I have never stopped loving Brian Ferry.

I have never flinched at parking in places that other people regard as their own.

I have never allowed my Husband to tuck his shirt into his underpants.

I have never stood up at anyone's wedding and shouted "It should have been ME!".

I have never ever shared any of our male cabin crew's make-up even though it is ever so much dearer than mine.

I have never told anyone that they look like a Gargoyle in Drag, even though the person who interviewed me at Air France years ago looked like she'd climbed off Notre Dame cathedral.

I have never stopped enjoying being with all of you.

BUT before this thread get closed and shunted off to the Siberian Gulag of Omni, my total shame is that.

I watch The Jerry Springer Show.


(I see all that new found respect just evaporating before my eyes!)