Thought of another one as I was flying yesterday SFO-SYD and many people in our little upstairs sections had their faces illuminated all night:

I've never owned a laptop computer.
I've never used a laptop computer.
I have never in my life touched a laptop computer.

That might not be unusual for an artist, but I'm a banker and I think most of my colleagues have used laptops.




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~ Friends don't let friends fly coach ~