UPDATE!!! I need to drop one of my Humiliation revealations...
I now own a TUX, that I got a complete package for $100 in Toronto recently!
SO now I can look good if I host another event... The black tux will go with the cool Hawaiian Cat pattern shirt I have
But I still do not have a Driver's License so I will still have to be Driven Like "Driving Miss Daisy!

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