OK, I've flown home to vist friends, but didn't stop in on my parents.

I never missed a (originating) flight. (Once I missed it, but it had to return to the gate)

Never been on a 747, much less upstairs.

I too have used the Airfone, just to impress someone.

I have made up entire personas just to entertain myself when stuck with overly-chatty seatmates.

I've helped myself to the mini liquor bottles as the cart passed (while in coach).

I NEVER GOT my AA miles from the Hotel Nikko in Dusseldorf!

Non-Travel

I've never read Cather in the Rye

I've purposely ruined laundry to get someone else to do it.