Now that “Humiliation” has, like a bad penny, returned, please remember that the goal is to “narc” yourself. Bragging that you have flown Air Force One thirteen times because you are the President’s girlfriend’s spiritual advisor is simply not in the spirit of the game. Going to Singapore, as did the dearly departed PREMEX, because you had never been, only to find out that you had been twice but forgotten....now that’s embarrassing.

On my first flight at age five, on my way to visit grandma in Miami, I pushed all the buttons in the lavatory resulting in the stewardess barging in while I was, how should I say, in midstream. The resulting fixation that I now have on airplane lavatories and stewardesses is grist for another thread, another time.