Well, I have never:
Had a Samuel Adams,
Called a F/A honey or babe,
Shaken the ice in my glass to get a refill,
Asked to switch seats,
Been able to get my employer to agree to a trip when there were tons of extra bonuses available,
Met Catman or Essxjay,
Flown Midwest Express or Midway or Southwest,
Done a mileage run (yet).

Since I have spent the better part of the last two years in Denver, joined on occaison by my partner, I have completed the non-flyers' version of the MHC in the Mile High City. Sadly no airmiles.