Oh, my god, you people are nutz. I cant hang with the ORD crowd much anymore. Kicks my ....

I shall entitle my trip report:

Who give a **** about John Cusack?

So after a hard day of bored meeting I met up with a bunch of FTers for a sausage party at the Coq. Special guests Craigsexy and Goldvasser. There will be a photo eventually.

Then Hugos Frog Bar for some sucking on Frog balls and Amstels.

Then we saw John Cusack at a bar called Marvin B's across the street from the trusty Big Bowl. But the beer was literally so bad that we had to leave.

It being Monday night we thought we were SOL, but then we went to Buzz. It was Service employee night. Wow. A bartendress-by-trade-but-off-that-night-out-having-fun I was talking to said that Cusack always hangs out at Chicago Bars and our sighting was acutally quite passe. She prediceted correctly that he was wearing a ball cap backward and chain smoking. She was hot so I didnt argue but simply Pollyanna'd: Who gives a **** about John Cusack?

Who gives a **** about John Cusack indeed?