Happy Passover Everyone
Medical Update

A leading medical group has published data that indicate Seder
participants should NOT partake of both chopped liver and charoses. It
is believed that this combination can lead to Charoses of the Liver.


There is a new product available: whole wheat and bran matzoh,
fortified with Metamucil. The brand name, of course, is "Let My People Go."

Old Jewish men in Miami get a hernia from wearing a chai which is too
heavy. It is called a Chayaitel hernia.

And speaking of circumcisions: An enterprising Rabbi is offering
circumcisions via the Internet. The service is called..... "Emoil."