In what has become a yearly Flyer Talk tradition, it is time again to out yourselves by revealing you travel foibles. This is basically a parlor game (hence being played in the community forum), with the goal of embarrassing yourself and thus being crowned King or Queen of our little ship of fools. So what have you done (like forgot to take that shotgun out of your raincoat before going thru security)? Or not done, (like neglected to enroll in the ff program before embarking on that million-mile challenge)?

Previous incarnations of this game can be viewed at:

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/Forum95/HTML/000599.html

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/Forum95/HTML/001632.html