LOL. I laughed my but off. A truly rare thing when it comes to the TSA.

Dean, good thread. You seem like a good guy and my anger and hatred of the TSA does not apply to you.

I have a lot of anger at the TSA & their minions.
I've seen the "AIT" machines fail (false psitives) time after time.
The security theater provided by the TSA is getting more & more intrusive.