As many congratulations to the two of you as would equal the total of all of our frequent flyer miles combined.

And, as I offered our British compatriot who's walking the plank, er, aisle in Vegas on the same date, here's a suggestion quoted from the poet Ogden Nash:

ADVICE TO THE BRIDEGROOM
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the wedding cup
Whenever you're wrong, admit it
Whenever you're right, shut up