Since someone brought up cops...

I recently saw someone who was a textbook case of what not to do when a cop pulls you over. It looked like it was going to be a simple ticket, but it ended up with someone going to jail in cuffs!

The only part of the conversation that I can repeat here was "you're coming after me for going through a red light when there's someone shooting up the town?"

Let's just say it went downhill from there.