Two wicked-funny “exchanges” that I recall…

http://www.flyertalk.com/pasttalk/ft...ML/002620.html

A thread where someone had the audacity to post the UAL 1K number…

Arturo says…”hmmmmm...... arturo cawl thes nummer an git fone sex.”

Violist replies…”arturo, getting screwed over the phone is not the same as getting phone sex.”


And


http://www.flyertalk.com/travel/fttr...ML/004091.html

An OMNI thread about who knows what…

smg77 says….”No, it couldn't be possible that the US is wrong. That's inconceivable. I only saw one idiot during the State of the Union and he was behind the podium.

Brian replies…”Are you positive you weren't seeing a reflection in your television?”