Just for the record... I did not intentionally contribute to the delinquency of a minor.

Rules of thumb for my dear young friend:

1. Remember that the rest of us are light years ahead of you on liver damage.

2. Just because it goes down smooth does not make it non-potent.

3. Beer before liquor, never been sicker... liquor then beer, you're in the clear.

4. If you have to sit down, the camera should sit down too. The shots taken from the floor are NOT flattering.

5. Drinking what I'm drinking does not entitle you to finish my glass when I'm not looking.