You obviously have never had a 'coffee' at a US Disney park, I take it?

On our very first visit to the United States long, long ago, my mother was warned about the coffee. I well remember her anticipation that Disneyland at least would have good coffee (I don't know if she was imagining that Mickey made it?) but was so disappointed to find that it was sponsored by Hills Bros.

Something tells me that was a far better option than the current Nescafe version. (Oh, and their 'espresso' drinks at most Disney-run outlets don't contain any coffee, or any milk, just as a 'Dole Whip' contains no dairy in the whip) Truly magical, they are!