Ok,
Gaucho, I'll spill the beans.
Watch out for that Latin Lover! He is way too cute and way too smooth and way too charming. A girl just can't keep her head around somebody like that. Stay away.

He can probably even dance a mean Salsa, or even worse, Tango.
p.s.
Gaucho you are personally invited to join us for lunch today and dinner this evening. Of course, both events will be properly chaperoned.