Sorry Scott... I believe in operational efficiency.

See, I do know that the correct steps are:

1. become increasingly annoying to the point people wish you would leave FT

2. when people begin to suggest the above, become defensive and start attacking others

3. when you get attacked in return, start deleting posts

4. when others make fun of you for doing that, create alter-ego to defend yourself

5. if not banned by Randy yet, declare loudly that you are leaving FT

6. feel dumb and come back under another alter-ego that is obviously you

7. when others poke fun at your transparent alter-ego, return to the board

8. announce "you are back"

I just chose to perform steps 1 and 8, bypassing all the rest.

SO... I'm back!