She's quite clearly in the last stages of OCD induced dementia.

Frankly, I'm surprised it wasn't a one way trip to Zurich, given her clearly twisted view of reality.

I'd have been apoplectic at the point my BP beeped at security, seriously exercised by the runny Eggs Benefit, and by the time my mouse didn't work on board I'd have been demanding the pilot divert, BA signed over 100,000 Avios into my account and made me and my family Premier for life.

I'm quite convinced it's a conspiracy perpetuated by the Dilbertian Imperialist blah....blah.....blah....blah