Originally Posted by
FWAAA
Upon seeing them board, I would have offered to switch seats with the husband. If he hesitated, a few choice leering glances at his wife along with some suggestive sounds (think Michael Scott) would probably convince him that 4F was likely a better choice for him than 4B.
Ahaa I thought about that but the husband also had a bouncing bundle of joy on his lap (apparently from a different gene pool as it hardly made a murmur), evidently there is a rule that states you can’t have two lap children sitting side by side as there is only one child emergency air supply mask between two adjoining seats – go figure).