Who asked you emailman? What right do you have to make such baseless allegations? Where is your evidence? If you edit out your thoughtless nonsense, I will edit mine, but I will not edit mine unless you edit yours, and I reserve my right to keep repeating this stupid mantra for 200 posts in 16 Forums.

No-one who has ever asked me to apologize via email has seen me do it yet. Or something like that. I am now very upset and confused and I will take my tablet and lie down for a while. I'll take 2 tablets just to be on the safe side.