Yeah, and while techgirl is in Salem, OR surrounded by their 1,874 acres of park and open space areas with 29.53 miles of trails (okay, so I realize you probably won't see the light of day while you are there), I will be hanging out in Metropolis, IL whose biggest claim to fame, as far as I can tell, is Marvin's Marvelous Maize Maze (so much for that ball of twine, Jen).