First, congratulations on passing the 3K post mark. You are now truly an elite of the FT community.

Second, given my credentials of having lived in all three cities you mock [for more than 15-years in each at that], I take this very personally. I just have no idea what I am supposed to do in this weather, other than get on an airplane and get away from it.

But where are the references at +80 degrees F to AC cancelling flights in Toronto due to low staff turn-out as almost all YYZ employees fill flights to MIA, FLL, SAN and other hot weather destinations to escape the cold spell!