It's sad to see the revolutionary fervor that rightly swept through this place fade as soon as the government throws us a bone. Whether a machine or a government flunky is looking at you nude is largely irrelevant, as is the safety of the machine. This is about submission. The airports, Border Patrol checkpoints, VIPR teams, etc. are experiments to see how much we, the slaves, will tolerate. And we are proving to be very reliable slaves indeed.