hm... well, I've never done a Latin Pass or Baht Run. I missed the valuemagazines or whatever 450% promo. I have never drunk Dom Perignon and hate caviar. I've never been on a big Airbus, just the 319/320. never flown on Southwest or TWA, though I did fly Pan Am when I was a larva. I've never flown in international first class.

but the worst travel shame of all: I had to fly on Sun Country once and that was probably the dirtiest plane I've ever been on. that's the last time I book business travel by phone because our company TA will automatically book the cheapest fare, but if I do it on their web site I can pick for myself.

oh, and I've stayed at the Gobbler Motel! http://lileks.com/institute/motel/index.html