Never traveled for business!

Never flown NW, CO or HP. Among current-run aircraft, never been on an A320 (plenty of 19s) or a B767.

Last week was the first time I ever remember having to sit in a middle seat. At least it was the second row of Y in a B757; could have been worse.

Never paid more than $100/night for a hotel room. Paid exactly $100 in NYC once; next most was around $72 in a national park lodge. That said, I've never stayed at a Motel 6... then again, never stayed at most nicer "business-class" hotels.

Does driving count? In the space of an hour an a half I got a speeding ticket, ran out of gas and locked my keys in my car. In that order, all separate incidents. I call it the Automotive Triple Crown.