As part of a coordinated cost-cutting measure and in response to customer demand a new more streamlined inflight service concept is being introduced.

All airlines will now drop food and drinks service on all inter-european routes. Airline lounge access will still be offered (at a modest $25 fee) but the lounges will no longer offer food or drink and they will not be heated or lit.

However, to maintain the distinction between Business Class and Economy, the crew will move up and down the economy cabin at regular intervals pulling the hair of all economy passengers. Any bald economy passengers will have their heads slapped.



[This message has been edited by sjharte (edited 11-27-2001).]