Placing a pig in a palace does not make him or her a prince or princess; unfortunately there are a few too many flying pigs who have no regard or respect for anyone but themselves. Two things that may help: swimming ear plugs which block out about 80% of dcb noise, capped with Noisebuster ear phones will keep about 95% out and a good sized piece of Limburger cheese, securely brough on board in a sealed Ziploc bag, will, when opened, elicit comments from nearby

passengers, allowing one to say something like "I'll close up my cheese when you close up your disturbing conversation." Chemist friend of Nathan's, also FF, has been working part time on what he hopes will be a marketable product called "Fartinabottle" which can be discreetly placed, and, when opened, will have the imagined effect. Just a speciality product for a speciality market.

No ideas, at least not printable, on diaper behavious - or lack thereof. Chalk it up to flying pigs, I suppose.