I'm 5 minutes from the Austin airport. We have a big place. I've got a spare futon, lots of carpet, and a couch that could accommodate a short person. You're welcome to the ISDN line, spare bathroom, and food. The place is in pretty bad shape, in terms of tidiness, but if you don't care, I don't care. I don't know anyone on here and have only posted a few times, but my doors are open to all non-creeps and non-stalkers.
I'll keep my cell phone handy: 512-751-1783.