Originally Posted by
lin821
That was the point I tried to make, joking about giving out passports like candies earlier. But OP doesn't seem to get this particular point.
I'm really just astounded that the OP actually seems to think he could just show up in any "EU" country and say "Hi - I'd like to be a citizen, please, because I really can't be bothered to pay entry fees to some countries," and they would just say "Sure! Here you go! Don't forget your passport!", as if it were that easy.