I see the same rockstars who built the website are apparently also sending out the e-mails:
Account Status as of November 29, 2011
Mileage Account Balance: XX,XXX
Tier Level: XX,XXX
Elite Qualifying Miles YTD: XX
Elite Qualifying Segments YTD: Ascent
(X's replace my actual #'s but they completely transposed the data fields).
I guess we should be glad that these folks are building websites rather than maintaining aircraft