Sure I am not the first or last but -

I DO NOT CARE what the visibility is - it is dark
Likewise don't care the altitude, temperature or what route we are taking.

It is the freaking night.

I just want to either sleep or watch my movie without it pausing every few minutes so you can play junior tour of the stars tour guide.

If you want to talk just say "Hi" and "we are arriving on time or late", then shut up and fly the plane.

(Yes I know this should probably be on the least substantial thread)