Clerk: " What is the purpose of your travel"

Because where I need to be is not where I am.

"How many days will you be in XXX"

Enough to finish.

"who do you work for?"

My clients.

"Let me see your itenarary"

No, let me see your supervisor.

"Let me see your hotel confirmation"

No, and I still need to see your supervisor.

"let me see your employee id"

I do not have one.

"How many long have you been working for XXX"

Since about 5 minutes after I left my last job.

"Which school did you graduate from?"

Who said I graduated? Now, where is that supervisor?