If a food item is
confiscated voluntarily surrendered, be sure to dump it out into a garbage can with all the other explosive bottles of water. There's no reason for it to end up in the screeners break room.
Originally Posted by
WildPlumYonder
In addition to the half dozen sophomoric turkey "jokes", a link to a clip from a 30 year old sitcom, we also get this:
Originally Posted by Curtis Burns aka Blogger Bob
The 4-1-1 on 3-1-1 (Liquids, Gels & Aerosols): Let me start by saying this, it is my dream that gravy will one day come in a container similar to a whipped cream spray can.
