Sitting in a certain airline lounge (it's not important which one) in T6 at LAX.

Upon entry, a fellow traveller was greatly displeased his Double Obsidian Select card did not grant him acess, despite the fact it hasn't done so several months, and expressed disbelief that a "high net worth individual" such as himself couldn't get in with his (presumably) high net worth credit card.

I'm a low net worth individual myself and saw fit to buy a lounge membership. Maybe that's why I'm low net worth, though, since I spent my hard earned cash on such memberships.

After High Net Worth finished talking his way in, I was confronted with someone I can only presume is a member sleeping immediately after the lobby. His combination of a sofa and chairs is somewhat ingenious.

I can count amongst my blessings that Sleeping Member's sleep angle is ameliorating what could be quite sonorous log-sawing; otherwise, I wouldn't be able to enjoy a Lenoard Cohen song to help get me in the spirit of the season.