Originally Posted by
cmaas
Sad but true. I bump into every surface I can but still get an inadequate response. That's why I think DM's should be issued an air horn, and KM's (like me!) should get a Taser.
A combination of these is great. First use the airhorn to get their attention and then show them the taser before firing it so you can watch the look on their face.
Airhorn= DM
Taser= KM
Realization they're about to be tased= Priceless