So, somewhere between JFK and SAN I will become a DYKWIA DM for the first time. Will the captain come out and welcome me to the fold? Champagne all around? Special lobster dinner? Deltalina giving me my DM hat?

What can I expect upon landing? Confetti? A marching band? Welcome banner? A Redcoat in a gorilla suite taking my bags?

In all seriousness, I am looking forward to this 6+ hour flight.

See you in the air!