Twas the day before Christmas, and I can now rest
I'm a 1K for next year and a Platinum Preferred Guest
I've travelled the world and caught no disease
Save returning from Taipei with a horrible sneeze
I've earned bonus miles from reading this board
I've watched all your catfights without raising my sword
For New Years I'll be spending some of all these miles
In a UA First Suite, I should be all smiles
I hope the UA crew will treat me with care
Because Paul, the valued 1K and friend will be there
So to all of you happy holidays, ok?
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a G'day.