Now you got me going again. Look out.

Is there any doubt at all that any one of us could have defended Bill? I mean all he did was shoot a set shot from around his face. I could have sent that ball flying if he would have brought that stuff to the rack on me.

And what's the deal with those shorts they used to wear in the NBA when the Pistons were good? Is it any wonder that Magic got AIDS from being a male slut when he's walking around with his thing almost hanging out? I mean come on. I've seen 'ladies of the night' who covered up more than that. Not that I really know what a lady of the night is, but you get the idea.

On a totally unrelated topic, is anyone else laughing at say a friend or relative who used to be braggadocios about working for a dot.com? I'm going to be a millionaire after never having worked a day in my life because I taught myself some kiddie coding language...whoo, look at me. I'm like, how are you feeling now knowing your stock options have a strike price of 10/share and they're trading at 3/share! Ha. Looks like you'd better go back to the coffee shop and look for some alternate slacking way to make some money.

Gosh, it sure sounds like I have a chip on my shoulder and that I think I'm better than everyone else. I think I'll pick up the phone and call United reservations so they can put me in my place. Everyone needs to be knocked down a few pegs every now and then. Maybe I'll ask them if they can tell me if I have any unused E-Tickets...that's usually a good way to get grounded again.