I want it universally recognized that Santa was the first human in history to be successfully cloned. There are many of us out there in schools, shopping malls, theme parks, etc, etc. working hard to spread Holiday cheer and bring Good Wishes to all.

But then there are the few that...well...let's just say that the sleigh doesn't go all the way to the North Pole, if you catch my drift.

Apoligies to all for the actions of some of my less equipped brothers, like KokoClaws. Please have some consideration for his shortcomings, and toss him a coin if you ever pass him on some lonely street corner (most likely just outside an establishment known as "Murphy's").

Thank You.

Ho!


[This message has been edited by KrisKringle (edited 12-06-2000).]