Catman, aren't you back yet? I can't wait to relinquish my "Acting Commander CatCop" badge! Not only was it a huge burden, but the darn thing popped my sheep!

It's been an overwhelming job, what with all these Freak-Runt Flying Pre-Verts running about unchecked, and half the board over in DUS guzzling Rheine Swill faster than Delta can tick off it's best customers!

I'm proud to say that I enforced the wholesome family values that you and FlyerTalk have come to represent. Well, maybe "enforced" is too strong a word? Ahem. Well...

I'll be glad when you and the others get back so the board can return to it's normal form of mileage, points, and status debauchery.

Do me a favor? Next time call on someone else.