Probably: "Due to increased volumes, VIPR teams at AMTRAK stations will be out groping this holiday weekend..."


A friend of mine wanted to badly see family in FL this week, but flying was not in her budget and not enough time to drive. I decided to book her an award ticket to go. I've refused to fly since the nonsense last November, except for one work required trip, so the miles were just sitting there anyway. Never thought being nice to a friend would make me feel bad when I realized she would have to deal with TSA.