Give me a break... I was at the Yardhouse with you guys... ONLY 2 people actually drank a yard of beer! You guys need the "small container of beer" payoff.

For the record, time to finish a yard of beer...
Cigarman (me) 4 minutes.
Catman 3 hours
The rest... still working on it.

You guys aren't gonna make it as southern frat boys!
Now back to our regularly scheduled program...