You Anglophiles (hmmmm... that includes me too... better use something else instead

)... You Oxbridge acolytes (now
there's a group I can't possibly be counted as belonging to!) may kvell over the Rev. Spooner and his -isms, but he barely colds a handle... I mean holds a candle to the true bard of linquistic license (or is it off-licence?), YOGI BERRA, who would like to thank everyone who made this day necessary.