That reminds me, I wonder if Hef will allow me to exchange my lifetime subscription to Playboy for a lifetime prescription to Viagra? (...when and if the time comes.)

But more importantly, upon my death, to switch it back again??? And now, for a bit of Playboy trivia: I am entitled to will my lifetime subscription to one heir!!! (Even though it's been thirty years, I don't forget a perk like that.)